Matrimonial Ad's

One of my friends mailed me this.

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have
no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after
reading this.............

• Hello To Viewvers My Name is Shiva , I am single i dont have female, If anyone whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shiva

• i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework (Homework?)

• Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you (The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

• She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She should be educated. (ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

• I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!! (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

• i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i amlooking onegirl she caremeandloveme lot lot lot (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
  

• My wife should be as 'Parvati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as in KSBKBT...... (Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much, ain't he?)
  

• i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast (by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
  

• HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH. (all of us are loughing{laughing})
  

• whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone wife and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)
  

• i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
  

• HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK (the "ok syndrome" again)
  

• iam pranav my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother sister complity marred (somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?)
  

• iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist. (actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)
  

• my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of desperation ! )
  

• I want one girl who love me or my mother. She love me heartly or she have a frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. I Think the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome boy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good boy. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye. (Uttama Purush !!)
  

• i am kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.She was marred. (No comments)
  

• I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT. (maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
  

• hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ... (but credit cards not accepted..???)
  

• my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service (Zebra..???)
  

• i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY. (Now that criterion is a definete must, isn't it?)
  

• to be married on jan-2007. working man perferable (this girl fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a bridegroom. I wish her best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure she will get one soon.)
  

• i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure. because girl is the maharani. (Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)
  

• ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present. (Any takers again?)*
  

The Advance Course

Well as i said my next post will be about the vikas puri YES!+ but i'm in no mood to write about it now after what has happened in the last four days. I just did an Advance Course with Rishi Nityapraygaji (nitin bhaiya as he's usually called).



This Advance course was very special n unique. I was into seva for last three months and all the seva was out of the comfort zone. I was literally out of house for these months. During this time lot of doubts and questions were there in my mind n i wanted them to be answered. To get the answers of all the questions this was perfect.

As i entered the hall on reporting there was a beautiful Quote by Guruji-"Silence is the goal of all answers. If an answer does not silence the mind, it is no answer." This made me sure that Guruji has sent me to the right place n at the right time.

The course started in all bliss. Rishiji's satsang was evergreen as ever. Every song gives you connection with the GURU and i actually love the satsangs in the advance courses. The course with the knowledge that gave me the complete world. This knowledge is actually priceless. No one can buy it yet i got it very easily. there were some very interative processes. Then the satsang in the evening was again as blissful as ever. Then after the satsang the silence dawned in and every one became one with the self.

The first day of the silence was not easy yet it was interesting. The AC's in the haal stopped working. The heat was not bearable and to put a cherry on the cake the flies (makhian) were partying around the hall. The meditations were fantastic with flies. As Guruji used to say "Hollow n Empty" the flies use to sit on the face. But the meditations took me more deep inside. The food was as usual satvick n very light. The satsang was a very senti one as Sidharth Mohan joined in the Satsang Gang with his guitar.

The second day was much better. The flies were still there but we had accepted them as they are!!! Generally we need to accept people as they are but in this course we had to accept flies as they are!!! The Meditations got more deeper and everything within me was falling back into place. Then finally came the satang time. The satsang was again a senti one. In the satsang Rishiji said " Guruji is BHAI, the teachers are CIRCUIT and the volunteers are TAPOREES!!"
Then he added to it that BHAI called up and asked "Kahan Ho??" and he replied "Delhi mein". Then Bhai told to get some person along( i don't remember the name of the person). Then Rishiji added to fun as he said "BHAI tum Padhai Karo apun body leke aayega"!!!!! It total fun to hear this!!!

The third day was more deeper. All the questions seemed to get answered. Every doubt in the mind was clear. The silence finaaly got over. It was just total bliss to be in. Then the discussion started on seva. Rishiji asked how many of you want to be CIRCUIT's??? Around 90 people said they would like to be CIRCUIT's even I was one of them. Then Rishiji took a seperate session with the aspiring teachers. He actually told us how to go about it. Then i had a minute talk with him about the seva i have been doing and he told me to go for the Teachers(or Circuit) Training Course.

This Course was to be an AMC i.e Advanced Meditation Course but it was rather an ADSNMC i.e Advanced Divya Samaj ka Nirman Meditation Course. A lot to learn and experience from this course. This was my best Art of Living Course till date.

There were lot of things that i had experienced that i can't even express on paper. Rishiji seems to be a perfect CIRCUIT of our BHAI. Love you Rishiji for giving me such an experience.


I really thank BHAI (GURUJI) for bringing me into this knowledge. It has all been BHAI's Grace throughout the journey.




Love

JAI GURUDEVA

I'm back with loads to share..........

I'm back after two months of break from writing. The last two months were really fantastic. I had organized some courses. They were a complete learning experience. These courses taught me the complete aspects of MBA be it marketing or finance, got experience of everything.

The Dwarka Yes!+ was an amazing experience. That course taught me all the experience i would actually need in the real world. I had organised this course in one of the difficult times as in there was repair work going on at my place and i had to be home but I was out organizing the course. But I had a surety in my mind that everything was taken care off. With this attitude in my mind i just kept working for the course. The course was a group effort. Some people who contributed their day n night for the course were:- Priyam, Namit, Vaibhav, Richa, Varun, Divya, Jitesh, Sanjeev Bhaiya n off course me. There were others who also contributed to a little extent and their effort is worth mentioning.

We had experimented all new things to make this course a success. It was a total masti time during seva. The Giani's ice cream parlor in Sector 4 had earned a lot, thanks to all of us as it was our favourite hangout spot. We had gone crazy for organizing this course. We did all sort of crazy stuff. I had never thought that i had to go to a "Police Station" to organise a course but that also happened. During the days we were organizing this course Guruji also visited Delhi. I took blessings from HIM for the course and i was about to faint with the look that he gave me.

It was a fabulous experience to organise this course and meeting Guruji also. But I also missed some people during seva specially Ramya. The course wouldn't have been a super show without the Grace of GURUJI. Apart from our efforts HIS grace was actually responsible for making this course a superhit.

I thank Guruji for giving me this opportunity to learn n experience so many things.


I'll also write about the Vikas puri Yes!+ in a day or two. Till then keep waiting.

Love

Jai Gurudeva

Tera Main

13 May......





"HUM YAHAN AAYE HAIN US DIN THA MAY TERA.......
US DIN MAIN TERA.....
AAJ BHI MAIN TERA HUN..........
KAL BHI MAIN TERA HI RAHUNGA.........
EK DATE JO HAI WOH CHANGE HOGA HI NHI..........
WOH MAIN TERA....."
- H.H. SRI SRI RAVI SHANKAR


Sagar mein ek lehar uthi aapke naam ki..........
aapko mubarak khushiyan aatma gyan ki.........

Wish u very Happy Birthday GURUJI......
n also a very Happy GURU Birthday to all HIS divine angels across the globe...


Lots of Love

Jai Guru Dev

The Woman as explained......

I was just having a look at my mails when i saw this pic...........

After seeing this i could not stop laughing.....



P.S nothing personal girls.....

Great Indian Mom.......

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Sunita.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates.

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar.You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Kumar said "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.'

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love
Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother
which read,

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now underneath the pillow...
Love,
Mom.

Lesson of the day:-
Don't lie to your mom........................
especially
if she is an Indian..............

The Final Over

Dear Friends

We are on the last leg; two final polling dates are left…May 7 and May 13. For the Delhi-NCR area, the date is May 7.

Some of us have heard it so many times, that it seems like a noise now, you want to say ‘no more’ !!

But this is the time to do exactly the opposite. In the T20 match, we have to make 15 runs in the last over, it is not easy, but good teams know that they can do it. So imagine that you are on the crease in the last over, and a six, a couple of fours combined with a single would take you home, as a winner.

Here is how we can bat in this last over:

The Single: Make sure that you cast your vote tomorrow.

The first Four: Call at least 20 of your family members and make sure that they cast their vote.

The second Four: Call 10 of your friends and neighbours, and make sure they cast their vote - each family will have 3 voters on an average, this means 30 people cast their votes.

With the above, you have got 51 people to cast their vote.

The Sixer: Inspire 5 people to do the above – this means another 255 people will cast their votes.

Tell people not to worry about the bouncers (like hot weather) or the wide deliveries (we are going for a movie), etc.

If 5000 people do the above between now and tomorrow evening, 12.75 lakh people will cast votes tomorrow, majority of who may not have cast their votes otherwise! This can make a big difference to who the winner is. Generally, the difference between the winner and 1st runners-up is not more than 5,000 votes.

So, let us all get ready, only one more over left, this is the time to give our best.