Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Tera Main

13 May......





"HUM YAHAN AAYE HAIN US DIN THA MAY TERA.......
US DIN MAIN TERA.....
AAJ BHI MAIN TERA HUN..........
KAL BHI MAIN TERA HI RAHUNGA.........
EK DATE JO HAI WOH CHANGE HOGA HI NHI..........
WOH MAIN TERA....."
- H.H. SRI SRI RAVI SHANKAR


Sagar mein ek lehar uthi aapke naam ki..........
aapko mubarak khushiyan aatma gyan ki.........

Wish u very Happy Birthday GURUJI......
n also a very Happy GURU Birthday to all HIS divine angels across the globe...


Lots of Love

Jai Guru Dev

Friday, May 8, 2009

The Woman as explained......

I was just having a look at my mails when i saw this pic...........

After seeing this i could not stop laughing.....



P.S nothing personal girls.....

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Great Indian Mom.......

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Sunita.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered,
'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates.

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar.You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Kumar said "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.'

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love
Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother
which read,

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now underneath the pillow...
Love,
Mom.

Lesson of the day:-
Don't lie to your mom........................
especially
if she is an Indian..............

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

The Final Over

Dear Friends

We are on the last leg; two final polling dates are left…May 7 and May 13. For the Delhi-NCR area, the date is May 7.

Some of us have heard it so many times, that it seems like a noise now, you want to say ‘no more’ !!

But this is the time to do exactly the opposite. In the T20 match, we have to make 15 runs in the last over, it is not easy, but good teams know that they can do it. So imagine that you are on the crease in the last over, and a six, a couple of fours combined with a single would take you home, as a winner.

Here is how we can bat in this last over:

The Single: Make sure that you cast your vote tomorrow.

The first Four: Call at least 20 of your family members and make sure that they cast their vote.

The second Four: Call 10 of your friends and neighbours, and make sure they cast their vote - each family will have 3 voters on an average, this means 30 people cast their votes.

With the above, you have got 51 people to cast their vote.

The Sixer: Inspire 5 people to do the above – this means another 255 people will cast their votes.

Tell people not to worry about the bouncers (like hot weather) or the wide deliveries (we are going for a movie), etc.

If 5000 people do the above between now and tomorrow evening, 12.75 lakh people will cast votes tomorrow, majority of who may not have cast their votes otherwise! This can make a big difference to who the winner is. Generally, the difference between the winner and 1st runners-up is not more than 5,000 votes.

So, let us all get ready, only one more over left, this is the time to give our best.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Crazy Song........

This song has made me crazy over the years. lets see how it goes.............

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Kyon chalti hai pawan??
Because of evaporation!!!!

Kyon jhoome hai gagan??
Because of earth's revolution!!

Kyon machalta hai mann???
Because of excessive respiration!!

Na tum janno na hum . . .
but I just gave all the answers .


Kyon aati hai bahar??
Because of change in season!!!

Kyon lutata hai kaarar??
Becuase of mental tension!!!!

Kyon hota hai pyaar??
Because of fatal attraction!!!

Na tum janno na hum...
Like I said these are all science phenomena.



Kyon gumhe har disha ??
Because u have lost the sense of direction . .

Kyon hota hai nasha??
Because of drug addiction!!!