Missing Husband Report

A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:

Lady: I lost my Husband
Inspector: What is his height
Lady: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Lady: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Lady: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Lady: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was he wearing
Lady: Suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him..????
Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair,his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks,wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg food, we eat together, we jog together. And the lady started crying..

Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first..!!!!

Today was the day......that i remember.....

hey friends it was this day i.e 5 October 2008 when i visited "ASHRAM" for the first time.......

It was the first time i visited the Heaven...............still those days are freash in my mind....





That time it was Navratri............the most amazing time to visit the HEAVEN!!!!!

After my first visit i have been to the ashram two more times.............i'm in love with this place.............MY HOME!!!!!


Love
Jai Gurudeva

Matrimonial Ad's

One of my friends mailed me this.

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have
no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after
reading this.............

• Hello To Viewvers My Name is Shiva , I am single i dont have female, If anyone whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shiva

• i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework (Homework?)

• Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you (The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

• She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She should be educated. (ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

• I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!! (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

• i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i amlooking onegirl she caremeandloveme lot lot lot (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
  

• My wife should be as 'Parvati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as in KSBKBT...... (Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much, ain't he?)
  

• i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast (by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
  

• HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH. (all of us are loughing{laughing})
  

• whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone wife and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)
  

• i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
  

• HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK (the "ok syndrome" again)
  

• iam pranav my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother sister complity marred (somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?)
  

• iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist. (actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)
  

• my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of desperation ! )
  

• I want one girl who love me or my mother. She love me heartly or she have a frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. I Think the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome boy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good boy. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye. (Uttama Purush !!)
  

• i am kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.She was marred. (No comments)
  

• I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT. (maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
  

• hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ... (but credit cards not accepted..???)
  

• my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service (Zebra..???)
  

• i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY. (Now that criterion is a definete must, isn't it?)
  

• to be married on jan-2007. working man perferable (this girl fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a bridegroom. I wish her best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure she will get one soon.)
  

• i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure. because girl is the maharani. (Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)
  

• ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present. (Any takers again?)*
  

The Advance Course

Well as i said my next post will be about the vikas puri YES!+ but i'm in no mood to write about it now after what has happened in the last four days. I just did an Advance Course with Rishi Nityapraygaji (nitin bhaiya as he's usually called).



This Advance course was very special n unique. I was into seva for last three months and all the seva was out of the comfort zone. I was literally out of house for these months. During this time lot of doubts and questions were there in my mind n i wanted them to be answered. To get the answers of all the questions this was perfect.

As i entered the hall on reporting there was a beautiful Quote by Guruji-"Silence is the goal of all answers. If an answer does not silence the mind, it is no answer." This made me sure that Guruji has sent me to the right place n at the right time.

The course started in all bliss. Rishiji's satsang was evergreen as ever. Every song gives you connection with the GURU and i actually love the satsangs in the advance courses. The course with the knowledge that gave me the complete world. This knowledge is actually priceless. No one can buy it yet i got it very easily. there were some very interative processes. Then the satsang in the evening was again as blissful as ever. Then after the satsang the silence dawned in and every one became one with the self.

The first day of the silence was not easy yet it was interesting. The AC's in the haal stopped working. The heat was not bearable and to put a cherry on the cake the flies (makhian) were partying around the hall. The meditations were fantastic with flies. As Guruji used to say "Hollow n Empty" the flies use to sit on the face. But the meditations took me more deep inside. The food was as usual satvick n very light. The satsang was a very senti one as Sidharth Mohan joined in the Satsang Gang with his guitar.

The second day was much better. The flies were still there but we had accepted them as they are!!! Generally we need to accept people as they are but in this course we had to accept flies as they are!!! The Meditations got more deeper and everything within me was falling back into place. Then finally came the satang time. The satsang was again a senti one. In the satsang Rishiji said " Guruji is BHAI, the teachers are CIRCUIT and the volunteers are TAPOREES!!"
Then he added to it that BHAI called up and asked "Kahan Ho??" and he replied "Delhi mein". Then Bhai told to get some person along( i don't remember the name of the person). Then Rishiji added to fun as he said "BHAI tum Padhai Karo apun body leke aayega"!!!!! It total fun to hear this!!!

The third day was more deeper. All the questions seemed to get answered. Every doubt in the mind was clear. The silence finaaly got over. It was just total bliss to be in. Then the discussion started on seva. Rishiji asked how many of you want to be CIRCUIT's??? Around 90 people said they would like to be CIRCUIT's even I was one of them. Then Rishiji took a seperate session with the aspiring teachers. He actually told us how to go about it. Then i had a minute talk with him about the seva i have been doing and he told me to go for the Teachers(or Circuit) Training Course.

This Course was to be an AMC i.e Advanced Meditation Course but it was rather an ADSNMC i.e Advanced Divya Samaj ka Nirman Meditation Course. A lot to learn and experience from this course. This was my best Art of Living Course till date.

There were lot of things that i had experienced that i can't even express on paper. Rishiji seems to be a perfect CIRCUIT of our BHAI. Love you Rishiji for giving me such an experience.


I really thank BHAI (GURUJI) for bringing me into this knowledge. It has all been BHAI's Grace throughout the journey.




Love

JAI GURUDEVA

I'm back with loads to share..........

I'm back after two months of break from writing. The last two months were really fantastic. I had organized some courses. They were a complete learning experience. These courses taught me the complete aspects of MBA be it marketing or finance, got experience of everything.

The Dwarka Yes!+ was an amazing experience. That course taught me all the experience i would actually need in the real world. I had organised this course in one of the difficult times as in there was repair work going on at my place and i had to be home but I was out organizing the course. But I had a surety in my mind that everything was taken care off. With this attitude in my mind i just kept working for the course. The course was a group effort. Some people who contributed their day n night for the course were:- Priyam, Namit, Vaibhav, Richa, Varun, Divya, Jitesh, Sanjeev Bhaiya n off course me. There were others who also contributed to a little extent and their effort is worth mentioning.

We had experimented all new things to make this course a success. It was a total masti time during seva. The Giani's ice cream parlor in Sector 4 had earned a lot, thanks to all of us as it was our favourite hangout spot. We had gone crazy for organizing this course. We did all sort of crazy stuff. I had never thought that i had to go to a "Police Station" to organise a course but that also happened. During the days we were organizing this course Guruji also visited Delhi. I took blessings from HIM for the course and i was about to faint with the look that he gave me.

It was a fabulous experience to organise this course and meeting Guruji also. But I also missed some people during seva specially Ramya. The course wouldn't have been a super show without the Grace of GURUJI. Apart from our efforts HIS grace was actually responsible for making this course a superhit.

I thank Guruji for giving me this opportunity to learn n experience so many things.


I'll also write about the Vikas puri Yes!+ in a day or two. Till then keep waiting.

Love

Jai Gurudeva

Tera Main

13 May......





"HUM YAHAN AAYE HAIN US DIN THA MAY TERA.......
US DIN MAIN TERA.....
AAJ BHI MAIN TERA HUN..........
KAL BHI MAIN TERA HI RAHUNGA.........
EK DATE JO HAI WOH CHANGE HOGA HI NHI..........
WOH MAIN TERA....."
- H.H. SRI SRI RAVI SHANKAR


Sagar mein ek lehar uthi aapke naam ki..........
aapko mubarak khushiyan aatma gyan ki.........

Wish u very Happy Birthday GURUJI......
n also a very Happy GURU Birthday to all HIS divine angels across the globe...


Lots of Love

Jai Guru Dev

The Woman as explained......

I was just having a look at my mails when i saw this pic...........

After seeing this i could not stop laughing.....



P.S nothing personal girls.....

Great Indian Mom.......

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Sunita.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates.

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar.You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Kumar said "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.'

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love
Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother
which read,

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now underneath the pillow...
Love,
Mom.

Lesson of the day:-
Don't lie to your mom........................
especially
if she is an Indian..............

The Final Over

Dear Friends

We are on the last leg; two final polling dates are left…May 7 and May 13. For the Delhi-NCR area, the date is May 7.

Some of us have heard it so many times, that it seems like a noise now, you want to say ‘no more’ !!

But this is the time to do exactly the opposite. In the T20 match, we have to make 15 runs in the last over, it is not easy, but good teams know that they can do it. So imagine that you are on the crease in the last over, and a six, a couple of fours combined with a single would take you home, as a winner.

Here is how we can bat in this last over:

The Single: Make sure that you cast your vote tomorrow.

The first Four: Call at least 20 of your family members and make sure that they cast their vote.

The second Four: Call 10 of your friends and neighbours, and make sure they cast their vote - each family will have 3 voters on an average, this means 30 people cast their votes.

With the above, you have got 51 people to cast their vote.

The Sixer: Inspire 5 people to do the above – this means another 255 people will cast their votes.

Tell people not to worry about the bouncers (like hot weather) or the wide deliveries (we are going for a movie), etc.

If 5000 people do the above between now and tomorrow evening, 12.75 lakh people will cast votes tomorrow, majority of who may not have cast their votes otherwise! This can make a big difference to who the winner is. Generally, the difference between the winner and 1st runners-up is not more than 5,000 votes.

So, let us all get ready, only one more over left, this is the time to give our best.

Crazy Song........

This song has made me crazy over the years. lets see how it goes.............

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Kyon chalti hai pawan??

Because of evaporation!!!!

Kyon jhoome hai gagan??

Because of earth's revolution!!

Kyon machalta hai mann???

Because of excessive respiration!!

Na tum janno na hum . . .

but I just gave all the answers .

Kyon aati hai bahar??

Because of change in season!!!

Kyon lutata hai kaarar??

Becuase of mental tension!!!!

Kyon hota hai pyaar??

Because of fatal attraction!!!

Na tum janno na hum...

Like I said these are all science phenomena.

Kyon gumhe har disha ??

Because u have lost the sense of direction . .

Kyon hota hai nasha??

Because of drug addiction!!!

I love this pic!!!!

BOSS casted his vote on election day in BANGALORE!!!!!

So we should all follow HIM and vote............
and as HE says..........

VOTE for CHANGE.........

(picture from- www.bawandinesh.name)

Vote for Change - III

Here comes another one friends..........

Would you like India to be converted into a Christian country as the Pope has ordained?

More than 5,000 foreign Christian Missionaries are working round the
clock to convert India to Christianity. Funded with foreign money to a
tune of 7 billion $. Conversion is the gravest danger that India is
facing. Yet, no political party, except BJP, is talking about
Conversions.

Do you want Hindu Gods like Lord Krishna depicted in Government text books as thief and womanizer?

A Booklet - Satya Darshini - prepared and distributed by Missionaries
in Mangalore describes Brahma, Vishnu and Mahesh as lecherous, Urvashi
as a prostitute, Sage Vasishtha as a son of a prostitute, etc…

Are you waiting for TALIBAN to enter your house ?

200 (two hundred) years ago Hindus in Kandahar (Afghanistan) were
observing Hinduism. Today there is no one. There are only Al Qaedas
and Talibans, enforcing the fundamentalist Islamic Shariat law. UPA
govt. and some of its top people are allowing TALIBAN to infiltrate in
India in a big way. The Samajwadi Party’s election manifesto for this
year itself very clearly says that they will grant entry into India
(no visa required) to anyone who wishes to study in Darul-Uloom
Deoband in UP, which have been suspended for the past 15 years. Out of
their 31 point manifesto, 12 points are dedicated solely for muslims!

100 years ago, there were devout Hindus in Lahore and Karachi (which
derives their name from Lav and Kush, the sons of Sri Ram). Today
there are none. After the creation of Pakistan in 1947, it was named
'Islamic Republic of Pakistan' and became an Islamic country. Hindus,
who formed nearly 24% of Pakistan at the time of partition, have been
reduced to less than 1% today and have almost no rights at all.
50 years ago, there were Hindus in Srinagar, Kashmir. Today no one is
left there to do so. All have been chased away or murdered, and have
been made refugees in their own country!
Considering the above historical facts, by logic and by social
demography do you sincerely believe that 50 years from now our
children or any future generations will be able to practice Hinduism?

The landscape of Bharat has continuously been shrinking. The world
Muslim population is about 130 crores, but there are 57 Islamic
countries. The world Christian population is about 200 crores. There
are nearly 150 countries where Christianity wields supreme. The world
Hindu population is nearly 110 crores. Is there a single country for
Hindus?

Hindu Swamijis, Sanyasins and other Holy Persons to be branded as
Godmen and Godwomen and referred to derogatorily. Even in extreme
cases on trumped up charges they have been called Hindu Terrorists and
subject to utmost cruelty and harassment. All this just for heinous
political gains? And the vast majority of the Indians sit quietly and
watch all this happen?!

During the Congress rule in the last five years, the condition of
Hindus has gone from bad to worse. The worst form of repression has
been unleashed on Hindus. Hindu icons have been arrested
(Shankaracharya of Kanchi Sri Jayendra Sarasvati), Hindu saints (Swami
Laxmananand Saraswati) murdered, Hindu Sadhvis (Pragya Singh)
tortured, patriotic Hindus treated like hard-core criminals (Col.
Purohit) and armed forces weakened and demoralized (Batla House
incident).

Himalayan efforts are made to break Ram Sethu. Affidavits are filed in
the Supreme Court that Sri Ram has nothing to do with Hinduism and Ram
Sethu is not sacred. But special efforts are made to save a small
masjid, visited hardly by 30 Muslims a day, while expanding the run
way of the Kolkata airport. Ultimately the runway was rerouted and the
Masjid was saved, leading to the demolition of many sky-rise buildings
and involving additional expenses of crores upon crores of rupees.

Do you want reservations in education and jobs for Muslims and
Christians on the basis of religion?

Under the “Muslims-First” program initiated by our esteemed puppet
Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, “sites for Haj houses, waiver of loans
to the tune of Rs. 500 crore for Muslims in Andhra Pradesh alone, Rs.
140 crore worth scholarships to Muslim boys and girls in Andhra
Pradesh, payment of Rs. 200,000 per year for 20,000 Muslims students
studying engineering and Rs. 50,000 per year for several thousand
Muslims studying medicine” (Dr. T.H. Chowdhary in Organizer) – even
pension to the children of terrorists – have been announced!

In order to garner the Muslim votes, a staggering sum of Rs. 550
corers has been allocated in the next Five Year Plan for promotion of
an Urdu television channel. Tipu Sultan had imposed Urdu on Karnataka
Hindus and Nizam of Hyderabad had done the same on Telegu speaking
Hindus.

In a step closer to imposing the Islamic legal system, Sharia, in
largely Hindu India, India’s Human Resources and Development (HRD)
Ministry is now all set to give madrassa’s CBSE status.All students
studying in Madrassas will be given a scholarship 0f Rs 1500 pm by the
central Govt. Rs. 350 crores is been sanction in the year 2008-2009
for modernization of madrassas by this Government.

In order to further accelerate the Islamization of India, the Ministry
of Home Affairs has instructed the Central Para-military Forces to
make certain that 20 percent of their recruitment is made from the
Muslim community. With a clear view to appease muslims, the
Government of India led by the Congress Party has consistently avoided
executing the orders of the Supreme Court to hang Mohammed Afzal Guru,
the convicted mastermind of the vicious armed attack on Indian
Parliament in December 2001.

Do you want your contributions to Hindu Temples spent on Haj for Muslims and for building Churches? Do you want all the Hindu temples destroyed by the state governments through Endowment Act?

“There are approximately 207,000 Hindu temples in Karnataka with a
total income of about 72 crores. Out of these, the government spends
merely 6 crores on the upkeep of temples; the rest, though collected
from the Hindu devotees, is recklessly spent on Muslim madrasas and
Christian churches; a phenomenal Rs 50 crores on madrassas and Rs 10
crores on churches”.

The government control of Hindu temples in secular India is a blatant
violation of religious freedom in the country. In Andhara Pradesh
alone, the 85 percent of the temple revenues from The Tirupati
Devasthanam – a whopping Rs. 3,100 crores – are transferred into the
state exchequer, which then are freely spent on Muslim and Christian
causes.

On encouragement of the local Congress Rajya Sabha member, the
converted Christian tribals who recently joined Maoist groups had
Swami Lakshmananda Sarasvati and his four disciples murdered in the
State of Orissa.

Do you agree with Prime Minister Manmohan Singh’s statement that Muslims have a first stake in India’s assets? Do you want to live like a Third-class citizen in ‘Secular India’?

About 3 crore Muslims have illegally infiltrated into India, via West
Bengal. The Communist Government of West Bengal, cordially welcomes
them, provides them with Ration Card and ultimately voter’s card. And
such illegal Bangladesh immigrants become their major vote bank.
Instead of expelling the Bangladeshi Muslim infiltrators, the Congress
government’s anti-Hindu stance came to fore when 1,500 Hindu refugees
from Bangladesh, now settled in Kendrapara district of Orissa, were
issued the Quit India notices!

By allotting 15% of the 11th 5-year plan to Muslims (who oppose family
planning), the UPA government is giving incentive to Muslim population
growth. The more children they produce, the more allocation they will
get. According to some sources there are 8 muslim children being born
for every 1 hindu child, right here in India! The PM also had the
audacity to say that Muslims should have the first claim on our
resources, which is a violation of our constitution, which speaks of
equality of all.

The Central Human Resources and Development Minister, Shri Arjun Singh
has concluded an agreement with Saudi Arabia under which a few billion
dollars will be given to the Islamic universities in India for the
purpose of establishing Islamic Centers. This is a very dangerous
development. We firmly believe that this ill-conceived move is not
only anti-Hindu and anti-India but it also is treacherous activity
designed to pull India fast into the vortex of World Pan-Islamic
movement.

The Congress Party government at the Center made a big blunder by
repealing the Prevention of Terrorist Activities Act (POTA). This
action emboldened the Islamic terrorists to ravage and batter with
impunity the 20 million people of Mumbai on November 26, 2008, thereby
killing over 200 Indian citizens and humiliating the entire nation in
front of the whole world. What a disgrace!

Do you want great patriots like Bhagat Singh and Veer Savarkar
described as “terrorists”?

Bhagat Singh was described as terrorist in UPSC examination.

Strangely, the UPA Government has filed an Affidavit in the Supreme
Court stating that the fatwas of Maulvis do not interfere in the
normal functioning of our laws. And strangely, even our Courts bend
over backwards in this sinister design!

For example - 12 MLAs in the Kerala Assembly took Oath in the name of
Allah. A man filed a PIL in the Kerala High Court saying that taking
Oath in the name of Allah is unconstitutional. The Kerala High Court
overruled the objection. He again went to the Supreme Court. The
Supreme Court too held that taking Oath in the name of Allah is
similar to taking Oath in the name of God, i.e. Allah and God are the
same. Now, many Mullahs and Maulvis have declared that they do not
recognize 'God' and it is only Allah for them.

Recovering from the shock of Mumbai massacre, the India’s Minister of
State for External Affairs E. Ahmed, a fundamentalist Islamist and the
President of Indian Union Muslim League, had the temerity to force
India’s Consul General Prabhu Dayal in New York to celebrate the Eid
festivity at the Consulate within weeks of the terrible carnage.

Mumbai Police Commissioner admitted on February 12, 2009 that 14 to 16
Indian Muslims too were involved in the 26/11 Mumbai attacks, besides
the Pakistani attackers. But UPA government led by the Congress party
Chairperson Sonia Gandhi keeps misleading the nation by saying that
all jihadists were Pakistanis.

Do you accept banning of symbols like tilak on forehead for Hindu soldiers and no such restrictions for Muslim and Christian soldiers? Do you want quota for Muslims and Christians in Armed Forces and Police? Do you approve special budgets and special funding for Muslims?

While the Foreign Minister Pranab Mookerjee has been exhorting on
Pakistan to shut down the terrorist training centers in their country,
no drastic steps are taken in our own country – Azam Garh in U.P. and
in the State of Kerala – to stop the jihadists from transforming India
into a training ground for the home-grown terrorists.

Corruption

According to M.J. Akbar’s article in The Pioneer, when the present
Sonia government came to power in year 2004, there were 270 million
people in country below the poverty line. The number of the poor
people, however, has increased by 55 million, or 20% – a horrifying
rise.

As per the statistics released by Swiss Govt the BLACK money lying in
the swiss bank has increased from 12,50,000 crore to 75,00,000 crores.
If this money is brought back to the country our entire national debt
can be paid 25 times. On their website, the Controller & Auditor
General of India 2007-08 report points out that Rs. 51000 crore has
been simply missing from the consolidated funds of GOVT of India.

When there were bomb blasts in Mumbai in 2007, the very next week Govt
of India gave Rs. 150 crore to Pakistan in aid for earthquake. Rs 3000
crore has been given to Afganistan Govt to build school, hospital and
roads over there. Do we not need schools, hospitals and roads in our
own country?

Bharat has all along been a de facto Hindu Nation, although it has been ruled by Muslims and Christians for nearly 1000 years. It has survived innumerable invasions and onslaughts, without letting the world’s oldest civilization disappear, only on the strength of its spirituality. Is it not time activate spiritual and vedic values again?

If you want your children to live in a strong, united and cohesive India, in an atmosphere of peace, tolerance and pluralism, YOU HAVE A DUTY TODAY - to vote and vote for Parliamentarians who will bring in a government ensuring justice, liberty, equality and fraternity to all its citizens, the majorities as well as the minorities.


VOTE for the better future of our Country!!!!
VOTE for Change!!!!

WHEN THE MASTER STEPS IN...

When Master step in,
through the corridors of mind,
into the heart,
it is said,
seeking stops and blooming begins,
and i say,
blooming stops and completion happens... When Master step in,
with a flower of love,
the bee like i,
stops buzzing forever,
and intoxication happenss... When Master steps in,
with the fire of truth,
to ignite the candle of being within,
the jewels of knowledge and ignorance fade away,
and i say,
everthing is burnt into silence... When Master steps in,
the cosmos have no value,
and i say,
there is no room for myself anymore,
as there is only the Master,
and nothing else...

Vote For Change - II

Hey friends

I'm continuing with the VOTE FOR CHANGE as i can't see what this government is doing with our country. Accepting the fact that the current government can't save this nation from the terrorist.

Some recent development which have effected us are.................

• This government fails to provide security to handful of IPL players from handful of terrorists......

• Australia pulling out of Davis Cup that has to be played in Chennai due to security concerns after the recent terrorist attacks in INDIA.......

This government has failed to provide security to our nation. IPL moving out of INDIA is the biggest setback for the whole in nation. It is not only a setback for the sports but for the economy as well. If IPL would have happened in INDIA then the slowdown in the economy would have also gained from it as the IPL would have been raining money for the economy.

Do you feel that this government can be trusted for the security of 120 crore Indians???????


Enough is Enough!!!!!!!!!

Change is always for the good!!!!
Lets vote for change!!!

Vote for Change!!!!

ELECTIONS 2009

DEAR FRIENDS,

IN THESE ELECTIONS CAN YOU REALLY BRING BACK A POLITICAL PARTY WHOSE -------

• whose PM loses sleep when a Muslim boy from Bangalore is arrested in Australia over terror charges while he conveniently sleeps when his very own State Machinery tortures Hindu Saints in illegal police lock ups.
• whose PM says that the Muslims of this country have the first right on nation’s resources simply because they are Muslims.
• whose government files affidavit in the Supreme Court questioning the very existence of LORD RAM.
• whose functionaries openly defend and glorify the terrorists of the Batala House fame and whose government is sitting pretty over the execution of Afzal Guru-----feeding him all these years with taxpayers’ money.
• whose Union Minister openly advocates the granting of full citizenship rights to the illegal Bangladeshi infiltrators even while displaced Kashmiri Hindus languish in refugee camps, unsung, unwept.
• whose Delhi CM has the guts (secular, of course) to inaugurate a Haj facility in Dwarka, New Delhi even while thousands of men, women and children were courting arrest in Jammu for the restoration of land for the Amarnath yatra pilgrims.
• whose government scrapped anti-terror laws in India, post 9/11, while world over all democratic countries enacted tough anti terror laws. It took 190 lives in Mumbai, last November, for this unrepentant government to only partially undo its fatal folly.

CAN YOU ?

Dear friends, as you are well aware, above issues have a direct bearing on our national security. Please do vote in the coming Lok Sabha elections and reject parties who bargain our national security for their ulterior political goals.

Lets vote for change.

Lets vote for a Strong, Secure and Prosperous INDIA.

Election Update!!!!!

What is the Govt. doing with all our money ?

According to the Comptroller & Auditor Generals report on their website http://www.cag.gov.in/, Chapter 2 Comments on Accounts, the following glaring findings are documented
Section 2.2 Unascertainable unspent balances in the accounts of Implementing agencies
For the year 2007-08 , the Union Govt. made a provision for transfer of central plan assistance of Rs. 51259.85 crore directly to state/district level autonomous bodies, authorities societies etc for implementation of centrally sponsored schemes. T hese have not been spent fully by the implementing agencies and lie unspent in their accounts.The report clearly say "the aggregate amount of unspent balances in the accounts of the implementing agencies kept outside Govt. accounts is not readily ascertainable. The Govt. expenditure as reflected in the accounts to that extent is therefore overstated"

Where is this Rs. 51259.85 crore gone ????
Section 2.3. Opaqueness in Govt. accounts

Scrutiny of Union Govt. Finance accounts 2007-08 disclosed the Rs. 20273.52 crore under 28 major heads of accounts was classified under minor head '800-other expenditure' in the accounts constituting more than 50 % of the total expenditure under respective major heads.

This indicates a high degree of opaqueness in the accounts, the report says. It also says that the existing structure of the Govt. accounts does not truly reflect the current activities of the Govt. in these Ministries /Depts.

What all is the Govt. hiding from its people ???
What is it really doing with the tax payers money ???
Section 2.4 Understatement of Balances under Universal Service Obligation Fund

The USO fund was set up in April 2002 for achieving universal service objectives of increasing tele density in rural and remote areas. The resources for this are raised through universal access levy which is payable by all telecom operators under various licencesA total Universal service levy of Rs. 20404.44 crore was collecte d during 2002-03 to 2007-08 by the DoT but a disbursement of only Rs. 6371.44 crore was made from the USO fund. Thus the closing balance of the fund on 31st March 2008 should be Rs. 14099 crore as against the NIL balance shown under that head !!!! The report says that "closing balance of the USO fund as on 31st March 2008 was therefore understated by Rs. 14033 crore "
The report also says that this matter was presented to the parliament but no action has been taken.

Where has this Rs. 14033 crore gone ???
Section 2.5 Overstatement of capital expenditure

The Govt. transferred Rs. 6500 crore in 2006-07 and Rs. 6000 crore in 2007-08 to the Social and Infrastructure Development fund (SIDF) for initiatives like upgradation of industrial training institutes, training of farmers etc. Thus ent ire amount was booked as capital expenditure in the accounts of these 2 yearsThe report says that examination of the expenditure of Rs. 3447.75 crore incurred during 2007-08 disclosed that Rs. 1586.75 crore was of revenue nature. It says that capital expenditure in the Consolidated Fund of India 2006-07 was thus overstated to the extent of at least Rs. 1586.75 crore. For 2007-08 capital expenditure of Rs. 6000 crore is overstated.


This means that the Govt. is fooling us by telling us that they are spending our money on development where as they are really spending it on something else. Wh ere has this money gone ?

Politics - a service or a profession!!!!

Politics is no more a service but it is a profession!!!!
Lets see how..........
Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)

1. Monthly Salary: Rs. 12,000/-
2. Expense for Constitution per month: Rs. 10,000/-
3. Office expenditure per month: Rs. 14,000/-
4. Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km): Rs. 48,000/-
5. Daily DATA during parliament meets: Rs. 500/day
6. Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train: Free (For any number of times All over India)
7. Charge for Business Class in flights: Free for 40 trips / year (Withwife or P.A.)
8. Rent for MP hostel at Delhi: Free.
9. Electricity costs at home: Free up to 50,000 units
10. Local phone call charge: Free up to 1, 70,000 calls.

TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year: Rs.32,00,000/-

i.e. 2.66 lakh/month

TOTAL expense for 5 years: Rs. 1, 60, 00,000/-

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years: Rs. 8,54,40,00,000/-

Nearly 855 crores

AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES.... ..This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on ourregular commodities. ........And this is the present condition of our country...........

Why vote??????

Vote For Transform - Vote Today - For Better Tomorrow

At the Art Of Living Course called Utsav in Pune, Maharashtra, India
after a very spirited discussion on voting and such
like, one of the guys got up and asked a very fundamental question… Why
vote?!

If you check out the polls, you will see that in most constituencies, a max
of 60% people go and vote (shocking!). Now this 60% of the votes is
typically shared between 4-6 candidates who may be contesting the election
for that place. Even assuming that only 3 are the popular ones, the vote
distribution will be approximately 10-15% each (of the 60) among the popular
ones and the rest among the others. So we will usually have a victory with
just 15-20% of the votes of a given constituency! So a person will come into
power with a “majority” vote of just 15-20%, usually much less, maybe even
10-12%!!! This in itself is pretty flawed according to me, you will have a
very hard time convincing me that 49% is a majority, let alone 12-20%.

Our politicians seem to be pretty good at maths, and they have done this calculation, and so know that to win an election, they need to worry ONLY about getting 20% of the votes. So they divided the country into OBC, and SC/ST and minority castes and so on, so that they could see a clear 20% of the population they would need to take care of (appease) so that they would be able to secure their vote and stay/get into power.

When you see it this way, almost every single government policy will make perfect sense

Coming up...........

THE MARCH.......
Against Corruption
Against Terrorism

1 March 2009
Parliament Street, New Delhi
2pm to 5pm

This March is a platform for all young ignited minds to show to the world that a revolution has begun. Lets come together and rewrite the destiny of our country.

www.themach.in

sms march <your name> to 56767

Amazing GRACE.........

2 feb 2009
It was an amazing day as GURUJI was in Delhi. Met HIM that day. It was just an amazing experience. All of us who were there were waiting outside the house where HE was staying just to catch a little glimpse of HIM. HE gave blessings to everyone as he usually does. But that day had something special in store. That something special was GRACE................


As HE left in the evening to the airport to take a flight to Bangalore, all of us also left from there. So there were two of my friends who were coming back with me. As I left from there i couldn't see anything on the road. So i just thought of telling the my friends what was happening with me and ask them to drive. But then I realized that I had never seen one of them driving and the other who I knew can drive properly was not in the best of her mood. Now i did not knew what to do????

I just kept driving in heavy traffic with nothing visible on the road. We reached home safely. I actually don't know how it happened. A person who can't see what's happening on the road has just reached home safely with two other people. How could this happen? I actually don't have an answer to this............


Then i realised it was actually the GRACE of GURU that saved us that day! HE was actually there with me all the time. HE had made me realized what all HE can do. That day I had realized one thing even if the world is against you but your GURU will always with you! We Just need to feel HIS presence!!!!

LOVE you GURUJI!!!!